David Drummond wrote:
"I can take up to 4 people at a time with me this year. You must submit a 2 page essay with a photo (have to make sure your not too ugly for the camera), sign and have notarized a 3 part liability and media release as well as a non-disclosure and non-compete form. Submit to a criminal background check and driver records check which must both be clear. You will also need to submit to and pass random urinalysis testing for illegal substance use.
You also must have a clean posting history on ST with no past infractions, a web site showing at least 10 tornadoes that YOU caught yourself and promise not to claw at the dash and scream like a cheerleader the next time I drive up next to a tornado or get cored by baseball hail.
Additionally, you must have no spouses or girlfriends/boyfriends that will be calling or text messaging you every 10 minutes, you must pay for all the gas, including that induced by Allsups Burritos and all motel rooms, and I MUST stay at LaQuinta where we can park next to the room and back up to the door.
No history of going in to seizures around strobe lights, as I have lots of them and really like to use them to piss off other chasers at every opportunity to makes sure everyone knows I am there and looks at me. No females who's name starts with M, no married females either. If you have a fear of lightning, this isn't the trip for you, as I get struck at least once or twice a year.
Farting in the chase vehicle WILL happen, and gas masks are not provided, and sometimes the windows will be locked just for entertainment value. You will also have to listen really old twangy country music on the way to the target area and sometimes dirty comedy on XM. There will be no stopping for pee breaks except short and sweet on the side of the highway. This goes for the females too, if you can't squat and squirt this trip isn't for you. This is adventure after all! TP is provided (as long as the motel room left an extra roll the night before). Also, no aversions to fast food exclusively. This is STORM CHASING, who has time for sit down meals? I think that covers it, but you agree to a blanket agreement to anything else I might come up with in the meantime or on the chase."
All I have to say is DAM$! Good luck finding a partner who can meet all of those criteria! LOL
I'd be to nervous to chase with you for constant fear of breaking one of your rules! LOL But then again I'm not looking for someone to lead me around.
But if a person has money, patience, a strong bladder, can tolerate some profanity, is not worried about dying, has a family that won't sue me if you get killed by a flying cow etc. then feel free to contact me future chase partner! LOL.
P.S. Must be able to tolerate listening to some country music and as others have stated single petite blondes etc. will be accepted no questions asked!
You will have to pretend you are my cousin if my girlfriend asks though...
Also, you must have atleast 1 infraction on Storm Track to chase with me...
