Mike Hollingshead
Inspired by the jokes thread. I almost posted there but know this will deserve it's own topic after doing so anyway....lol. Lets hear your....your 'comebacks'.
What did the KS chaser say to the OK chaser in early June? "Oh well, you always have next year, I think. Global pattern shifts can be tricky. Maybe it's just one of those really short ones."
IL chaser strolls into the conversation "What's a chase season? We chase those very long wall clouds year round here!"
KS chaser: "Hey there is IA, he can probably inform you."
IA chaser: "You see, it's what places like OK and TX used to have back in the olden days. I think you can still find the reports carved into stones in places down there. Very few since computers were invented."
CO chaser: "Hey guys!!!!! Just got back from a little high plains "magic". I must of seen 2 tornadoes the width of a pencil with no condesation!!!! Talk about thrilling!!!!"
MN chaser pulls up in his tweaked out chase vehicle: "Aaah jeez. Say, what happened to da 2001? I thot we were um onto somethin dare."
OK chaser: "Shut up MN"(in grumpy tone)
TX chaser steps down off his tall horse: "They don't make em as big elsewhere as they do in TX, he he. If ya pick a spot out there on that caprock thingy every once in a while you'll get a sidewinder to come along and take your hat off. Yeehaw!"(as he oddly leaves)
IA chaser: "That guy seemed a bit off."
OK chaser: "I think he started chasing in 96."
IA chaser answers his cell phone: "Yeah this is IA. Oh, ok, I will tell them. MO chaser won't be here. He's lost on some twisty, hilly road full of trees and wildlife."
KS chaser: "Man we're all here, wonder where NE chaser is."
CO chaser: "He's probably out chasing." (sigh)
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Mike....be kind........
What did the KS chaser say to the OK chaser in early June? "Oh well, you always have next year, I think. Global pattern shifts can be tricky. Maybe it's just one of those really short ones."
IL chaser strolls into the conversation "What's a chase season? We chase those very long wall clouds year round here!"
KS chaser: "Hey there is IA, he can probably inform you."
IA chaser: "You see, it's what places like OK and TX used to have back in the olden days. I think you can still find the reports carved into stones in places down there. Very few since computers were invented."
CO chaser: "Hey guys!!!!! Just got back from a little high plains "magic". I must of seen 2 tornadoes the width of a pencil with no condesation!!!! Talk about thrilling!!!!"
MN chaser pulls up in his tweaked out chase vehicle: "Aaah jeez. Say, what happened to da 2001? I thot we were um onto somethin dare."
OK chaser: "Shut up MN"(in grumpy tone)
TX chaser steps down off his tall horse: "They don't make em as big elsewhere as they do in TX, he he. If ya pick a spot out there on that caprock thingy every once in a while you'll get a sidewinder to come along and take your hat off. Yeehaw!"(as he oddly leaves)
IA chaser: "That guy seemed a bit off."
OK chaser: "I think he started chasing in 96."
IA chaser answers his cell phone: "Yeah this is IA. Oh, ok, I will tell them. MO chaser won't be here. He's lost on some twisty, hilly road full of trees and wildlife."
KS chaser: "Man we're all here, wonder where NE chaser is."
CO chaser: "He's probably out chasing." (sigh)
Mike....be kind........