Zach,
It's apparent that you don't like Apple products (which is ok), but you sure have some strong opinions about a product that you haven't even seen, let alone touched. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with disliking Apple products, but there's no need to be so aggressive. The iPad won't meet everyone's needs, but it will certainly meet the needs of millions of every-day users.
With that being said, I agree that the iPad is not the ideal platform for chasing. As RadarScope receives more features, it will begin to work really well for radar, but most chasers have other needs the iPad can't quite meet (yet). I'm also sure that most chasers would prefer to use Verizon or Sprint's network as well.
Time will tell how this works out,
Bryan