Just for the sake of having some fun, and because it's after 2 a.m. and I'm slap-happy in my own quiet way, I say that, damn yes, the government ought to regulate storm chasing, and it ought to do so the same way it regulates the hunting of limited-availability game such as mountain goats: by lottery.
Aspiring chasers would first have to pass a test demonstrating baseline proficiency at forecasting, radar interpretation, storm structure, and applying a double-coat of Rain-X to a windshield in three minutes. Those who passed would then pay a $75, non-refundable fee to have their names entered in a random drawing. Losers would be, well, losers. Winners would take whatever the season offered, for better or worse, and just to make things more interesting, chasing for two consecutive years would be prohibited. Death ridge? Tough luck. Them's the breaks.
Chasers would be required to display their licenses prominently, and to wear hunter orange Kevlar vests and hail helmets at all times for easy identification by law enforcement officers. The installation of an anemometer on top of one's hail helmet would be permissible.
Those caught chasing without a license would face stiff fines, same as for poaching, and would lose their light bars, laptops, roof-mounted anemometers, and other chase-related gadgets. Also, violators would be forced to wear a T-shirt with a scarlet "Y" for "Yahoo" on it, and be subjected to public humiliation and multiple noogies.
There's my proposal. What do you think of it?*
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* No, I am not serious. Are you crazy?