Susan Strom
EF5
Perish the thought of regulating chasing. Aye caramba.
Why? Stormchasing already includes the following (rightfully) regulated areas.
*Driving (traffic laws)
*Positioning (trespassing laws)
*Radios, scanners and CBs (FCC laws)
*Computer use (already subject to laws)
*Proximity to storm damage (laws enforced at scene)
*Weather hazards like flooding (specific motorist laws against flood running)
*Photography and video (copyright laws, illicit material laws)
*Auto care and insurance (regulated)
*Message boards (already moderated)
What is left untouched?
*Weather knowledge
*Navigation and maps
Cannot regulate. Furthermore, they will regulate themselves. How?
If I don't have enough weather knowledge, I'm:
*Chasing stratus, thinking it will do something
*Punching hail cores at night and spending next day in the shop
*Getting too close, opening door for myriad possibilities of personal mishap
*Staying back too far, and getting that coveted gray, hazy tornado video
If I don't have enough navigational knowledge and can't read a map, I'm:
*Lost
Now, just because most all of stormchasing is already regulated doesn't mean that the Lightning Lady cannot put a few rules in place
Anyone who rides with me is not allowed to:
*Eat Corn Nuts in the car
*Play hairband music
*Make fun of Arizona
*Pop the chewing gum
*Collect cactus, leaves or bugs and bring them in the car
*Say that tornado chasers are better than lightning chasers (not allowed lol)
*Tell blonde jokes
*Make fun of Republicans
Then we can all be happy, and go seek the footage we desire. And no, we do not need a blooming certificate to chase a storm. Let's not chip away at our freedoms to chase and be left alone. That is really what we're talking about and what "regulating" the chase itself would do. Be careful what you wish for, guys. There is always a thumb out there somewhere, waiting for you to stand under it.
Why? Stormchasing already includes the following (rightfully) regulated areas.
*Driving (traffic laws)
*Positioning (trespassing laws)
*Radios, scanners and CBs (FCC laws)
*Computer use (already subject to laws)
*Proximity to storm damage (laws enforced at scene)
*Weather hazards like flooding (specific motorist laws against flood running)
*Photography and video (copyright laws, illicit material laws)
*Auto care and insurance (regulated)
*Message boards (already moderated)
What is left untouched?
*Weather knowledge
*Navigation and maps
Cannot regulate. Furthermore, they will regulate themselves. How?
If I don't have enough weather knowledge, I'm:
*Chasing stratus, thinking it will do something
*Punching hail cores at night and spending next day in the shop
*Getting too close, opening door for myriad possibilities of personal mishap
*Staying back too far, and getting that coveted gray, hazy tornado video
If I don't have enough navigational knowledge and can't read a map, I'm:
*Lost
Now, just because most all of stormchasing is already regulated doesn't mean that the Lightning Lady cannot put a few rules in place
Anyone who rides with me is not allowed to:
*Eat Corn Nuts in the car
*Play hairband music
*Make fun of Arizona
*Pop the chewing gum
*Collect cactus, leaves or bugs and bring them in the car
*Say that tornado chasers are better than lightning chasers (not allowed lol)
*Tell blonde jokes
*Make fun of Republicans
Then we can all be happy, and go seek the footage we desire. And no, we do not need a blooming certificate to chase a storm. Let's not chip away at our freedoms to chase and be left alone. That is really what we're talking about and what "regulating" the chase itself would do. Be careful what you wish for, guys. There is always a thumb out there somewhere, waiting for you to stand under it.