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EF1
Your bladder has expanded to the size of a Hummer.
You have more lights on your car than any emergency vehicle.
You've forgotten what it's like to eat a meal slowly.
You have more radios in your car than any police dispatch office.
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
You know when each SPC convective outlook comes out.
The TV in the vehicle is showing radar, instead of playing something to
keep the kids quiet.
You can sleep through your alarm, but when the EAS chirps go off on a
weather radio, you can hear it a block away.
You have more weather instruments on your vehicle than on an AWOS.
You know what GRLevelX is.
You've memorized every good restaurant, speed trap, Wi-Fi hot spot, and
bad road south of I-80 and along/west of I-35 to the foothills.
You say "hose" and aren't referring to a water conveyor for your garden,
or a nasty name for women.
Your favorite cities are known by 4 letter codes, such as KAMA.
You own colored pencils.
You decide beforehand how the speeding tickets will be handled.
You read the name of who wrote the day 1 convective outlook BEFORE
you even read the body of it.
You can pee in under 30 seconds...and can hold it for 7 hours.
You have more lights on your car than any emergency vehicle.
You've forgotten what it's like to eat a meal slowly.
You have more radios in your car than any police dispatch office.
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
You know when each SPC convective outlook comes out.
The TV in the vehicle is showing radar, instead of playing something to
keep the kids quiet.
You can sleep through your alarm, but when the EAS chirps go off on a
weather radio, you can hear it a block away.
You have more weather instruments on your vehicle than on an AWOS.
You know what GRLevelX is.
You've memorized every good restaurant, speed trap, Wi-Fi hot spot, and
bad road south of I-80 and along/west of I-35 to the foothills.
You say "hose" and aren't referring to a water conveyor for your garden,
or a nasty name for women.
Your favorite cities are known by 4 letter codes, such as KAMA.
You own colored pencils.
You decide beforehand how the speeding tickets will be handled.
You read the name of who wrote the day 1 convective outlook BEFORE
you even read the body of it.
You can pee in under 30 seconds...and can hold it for 7 hours.