Been stuck miserable and sick at home for nearly a week. Really liked this idea, and it made me wonder what a chase log would look like in this kind of future. I had some time on my hands so...
Stephens Storm Log – Feb 7, 2115
Jul-13-2114-2122: Ugh, January looks like fronts scouring Mississippi Bay all the way down to the New GoM. #HateWinter
Aug-15-2114-1344: The 2015 season looks to start off slow, but there are some hints of a nice February system in the global models.
Feb-1-2115-1803: Woohoo 18z HypeRRR, look at that 0-10m updraft helicity for Feb 7!! #TOG
Feb-1-2115-1818: Albuquerque to Topeka hyperloop booked for next week! #BlaineThePain
Feb-7-2115-1900: Leaving work now for a tornado later today. Watch my eyestream at 2247z this afternoon! #drillbit
Feb-7-2115-2011: Just arrived in Topeka. I like these smaller hubs cause there’s always a chance you can snag a human-drivable car.
Feb-7-2115-2017: Dang it! No luck. Stuck being driven by Uber again. #ToTheStormJeeves
Feb-7-2115-2027: Blasting west down X-70 towards Salina. Scrubbing the last few model runs looking for a good viewing position. VR headsets always make me sick in cars.
Feb-7-2115-2045: Models look to be holding up – dominant TOR of the day 18,000 meters east of Salina at 2245z (couple minutes earlier than previously progged). Great chase country down in the old District 11 GPS agrigrid network, not a building in its path.
Feb-7-2115-2103: Arrived in Salina already. Still have nearly 2 hours to wait. #bored
Feb-7-2115-2122: The 2110z and 2115z HypeRRR runs have trended toward a more multivortex tornado (no wrapping rain, thank goodness). What do you bet the pansy Wichita NWS sets the exclusion zone to 400m???
Feb-7-2115-2131: Found a good spot about 200m from the 99%-hatched damage path. It’s already becoming a circus, so for once I’m glad to have Uber managing the traffic. NWS should be coming out with their exclusion zone warning in about 20 minutes.
Feb-7-2115-2135: GOES-U just picked up our storm’s towering cu!! #Verfying
Feb-7-2115-2143: I still don’t know why people bother dropping camera probes in the tornado path. Super boring footage. Oh well I can’t talk, I walk out and chucked a GoPro into the path myself. With its Return-to-Home feature, it’d be a waste not to use it.
Feb-7-2115-2147: MOTHERF*****@!@! 500-METER EXCLUSION ZONE IS THE NWS NUTS??? This thing will be cat 3.7 at best. They always play things so damned cautiously.
Feb-7-2115-2151: Mass traffic pandemonium as everyone backs up to comply with the exclusion zone. #ThanksObama #FlyingCarsNowPlease
Feb-7-2115-2203: Jeez, now they’re e-verifying everyone’s chase credentials. You expect this in OKC, but Salina??!!
Feb-7-2115-2205: Our storm went severe cat 1.3!!!!! Anvil overhead!
Feb-7-2115-2218: Drones overhead as thick as mosquitoes now. Settle down guys it’s just the FFD, can’t even seen the base yet.
Feb-7-2115-2225: T-minus 30 minutes!!! Last several HypeRRR runs have converged on a nice cone solution! Looking very photogenic in the model viewer. #Tubegenesis
Feb-7-2115-2237: Decent rain and hail falling out of the forward flank now with some nice positive strikes out of the anvil as well. Everyone and their mom seems to have a nano-RaXpol on their roof today. Not complaining, the mesh-radar resolution has been great.
Feb-7-2115-2238: Silhouette of a wallcloud on the horizon emerging from the rain!! Guys check out my eyestream in another 5 minutes!!
Feb-7-2115-2240: Wallclound continues to look better. Tail cloud feeding in from the north. Thunder is continuous almost sounds like jet engines!!!
Feb-7-2115-2242: Rapid circulation. Tornado imminent!! I still wouldn't mind being a few hundred yards closer but this view is amazing. I can’t believe I was sitting at my desk in ABQ just a few hours ago!!! #Lucky
Feb-7-2115-2245: Coming up on closest approach, STILL NO TOG. WTF Rain is in the RFD as well. This was not forecast.
Feb-7-2115-2246: Still nothing!
Feb-7-2115-2247: Wallcloud is pulling away now, about a mile to my north. No Tornado and rain is wrapping around!!! #NoReallyThanksObama
Feb-7-2115-2248: ARE. YOU. FREAKING. KIDDING. ME?!?!?! That wasn’t thunder earlier, it was suppressor jets hosing down the mesocyclone. #ChaseCalled
Feb-7-2115-2255: Yep got confirmation, they definitely hosed the meso. Still not sure why, as nothing was progged to be damaged.
Feb-7-2115-2345: Well, I’m making my way back home after this pretty disappointing bust. Reading the AFD’s little more carefully, it appears that at the last minute some of the more experimental NWS models were having trouble nailing down the sub-vortex-level intensity metrics. Being overly cautious, they decided to squash the tornado before it even got started. Ugh. Just goes to show you – with all the technology at our fingertips, it’s still the little uncertainties and details that can make or break a chase. All part of the fun and adventure, I guess.