Chad Cowan
EF5
I like this one:
Reported By: Daniel Starks
Other - See Note
Time: 2009-05-02 20:17:00 UTC
Notes: Heavy Rain
Well duh - there's a storm above you! No mention of flooding or extraordinary rainfall rates that may be of use to spotters, chasers, or operational meteorologists.
This same guy made a report shortly after that of "Sirens going off".