I was at a Mexican food joint in N. OKC a few weeks ago, came out to the car and found one of those fly by night hail repair business cards on the door.
I pulled it off and wadded it up and tosssed it in the backseat. Well the guy that stuck them all over the cars in the parking lot musta saw me and proceeded to come over and give me his line about getting the dents removed from my Explorer.
I told him that I used this vehicle to chase in and those dents were actually battle scars...............he proceeded to keep pitching his business to me then I interupted again and said "man, those dents are there on purpose, now f-ck off.............".
He mumbled something as he walked off............not sure what it was, and prolly a good thing I didn't hear it anyway as I was was already in dick mode.
If you go to the beach you might get wet, if you chase storms you might get hail damage...............lol.