Memorable quotes:
Craig: I'm all for excitement. I'm going to live until I die.
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Me: I used to have nightmares about tornadoes, but they stopped when I started chasing. I used to think it was because I was confronting a fear or whatever, but now I know it's because they'd all just turn outflow dominant now even in my dreams.
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(May 22nd, approaching twilight)
Fabian: Why are you giving up!? There's another storm approaching on 283!
Me (whining): Oh, we were just on 283 north of the interstate, and now we're watching it on a dirt road by Collyer. It is crap. Outflow dominant as usual. I'm watching a scudnado right now, looks like a little rope tornado. Man, what a day.
Fabian: NO, not where you are now. There's a new one to the south of Wakeeney. Quit moping and CHASE IT!
Me (moping): Ok. We'll try ...
Fabian: Call me back after you get your first tornado! (click)
[Later, driving south toward Trego Center, after the tornado south of Wakeeney touched down]
Craig: Well, you've seen your first tornado.
Me: Yeah. Now help me get out of this s#*$.
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Craig: Wait, it isn't pronounced "Wankeny?"
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May 22nd at Applebees:
Me (thinking to myself): It seems like everyone except for Chuck Doswell himself is here.
[five minutes later]
Chuck: Hello, I'm Chuck Doswell. Nice to meet all of you.
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May 23 [heading toward a different storm south of an approaching wall cloud]
Me: Craig, you do know the wall cloud right in front of us is huge and rotating. I kinda don't want to drive under that.
Craig: Nah. It's just vertical motion. It's getting cut off by the one to the south.
[3 minutes later, we're under it and it's definitely rotating]
Me: Dude, it's rotating.
Craig (realizing it): ... eh, it looks like complete s@#* anyway. You can turn your camera off, this is a pretty worthless storm. But don't, uh, let that slow you down or anything though.
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Dennis (May 24, referring to my story on being on the wrong side of the Quinter wedge): At least you didn't have to escape it by going 80 down a dirt road.
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Me (for the twentieth time): Hey, Elton, where's the warm front?
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Josh: Um, Darrin, I'll tell you this because you're new, but there's a fairly good reason why the ETA and WRF are in agreement.
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[After a particularly hard bust April 7th]
Me: So, you guys wanna get something to eat?
Jayson: Nah. I just wanna go home.
Josh: Yup. Me too.
Craig: Yeah, I'm not even hungry.
Me: Ice cream?
Jayson: Sure!
Josh: Sounds good!
Craig: Sweet! Isn't that Braum's place in Guthrie?
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Fabian: So then she says, "why go all the way to Oklahoma when you can just bust here?"
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My gal: So you drove all night looking for hail? We had huge hail right outside the door right after you left. Our yard was buried in it.