Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel

[Andrew Stoller]

20. TWC becomes The Womanizer Channel.

 

[Brian Stertz]

21) Dr. Forbes wears a toupe...lays on the Skin Bracer... and starts wearing gold chains. Watch out Jennifer Lopez...you have not seen a swinger until you see Dr. Forbes cut loose.

 

[mike scantlin]

15. The pregnancy rate of on-air personalities drops to one per year.

ouch. low blow. but i lol'd.

22. Paul Schwartz, in the middle of his forecast, tells a story of how he used to sell hot dogs at baseball games. (this actually happened.)

 

[Gerard Jebaily]

23: When questionable looking highlights are made on the screen.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s1nAun0T1x4

 

[HAltschule]

23: When questionable looking highlights are made on the screen.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s1nAun0T1x4

Now THAT is funny!! Was the defendant working on-air that day?

 

[Robert Dewey]

(from the powers' that be point of view)....

They actually cover weather.

Actually, I believe that's listed in the bible as one of the signs that the anti-christ will soon be roaming the earth.