Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel

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FROM DAVID LETTERMAN LAST WEEK......​



Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel​


10. They're rerunning forecasts from 2004
9. Weathercasters giggle every time they say, "ball lightning
8. Hours of programming devoted to footage of clouds that look like monkeys
7. Watercooler talk includes hilarious comments like, "Doppler. I don't even know her."
6. Long range forecast -- "Winter: Cold, Summer: Hot"
5. CEO was caught selling anemometers out of the trunk of his car
4. Smiling graphic on the sun is giving the finger
3. From 6pm to midnight it's just a guy making wind noises with his mouth
2. They don't have a single magician on this week

1. Satellite shot always seems to catch Jennifer Aniston sunbathing
 
Graphics budget reduced

You know they're in trouble when they stop showing tornado footage shot from the actual storm, and replace it with the same Wizard of Oz tornado over and over again.

And they already cut out daily stinger footage.
 
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13. Severe weather events are interrupted by the "outdoor grilling tips for the summer" segment.
 
14. P. Alan Smith gets his own full hour during primetime viewing segments!:D
 
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(from the powers' that be point of view)....

They actually cover weather.
 
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