Introducing a new Meteorlogical phenom The Paul Effect (humor enclosed)

[Paul Redmond]

I propose that I exhibit an invisible field, that can extend for outwards to a radius of 100 miles and well up into the atmosphere, that causes beginning and ongoing convection to instantly become outflow dominant and diminish.

I have verified this phenomenon through repeated experimentation while attempting to intercept rotating convection with solid hail cores, straight line winds, and warnings of tornadoes that immediately become outflow dominant and disappoint. In fact I should start charging for all the destructive hail damage, straight line winds and tornadoes that I have prevent with my mere presence. Just thinking of all the potential property destructing and injuries that I have prevented with my invisible field makes me want to sell my services to insurance companies.

Perhaps other researches can explore the implications of my invisible anti convection field, ending once and for all the scourge of tornadoe alley and the yearly cycle of tragedy and destruction which plague the American plains every spring. Maybe I could stop wearing the very rubber off my balding tires trying to fullfill my meteorlogical obsession, maybe stop storm chasing and, gasp, get a life!


Ok, Its a joke. I am kidding. But pray dear stormchasers that your not parked next to me. I will turn your successful storm chase into your worst ever bust in an instant. My field will make your laptop freeze, your camera batteries die, and your GPS get profoundly lost as the nastiest storm you ever saw turn into gentle showers and a happy happy rainbow.

Buwahahahahaha

 

[Karen St John]

I propose that I exhibit an invisible field, that can extend for outwards to a radius of 100 miles and well up into the atmosphere, that causes beginning and ongoing convection to instantly become outflow dominant and diminish.

I have verified this phenomenon through repeated experimentation while attempting to intercepting rotating convection with solid hail cores, straight line winds, and warnings of tornadoes that immediately become outflow dominant and disappoint. In fact I should start charging for all the destructive hail damage, straight line winds and tornadoes that I have prevent with my mere presence. Just thinking of all the potential property destructing and injuries that I have prevented with my invisible field makes me want to sell my services to insurance companies.

Perhaps other researches can explore the implications of my invisible anti convection field, ending once and for all the scourge of tornadoe alley and the yearly cycle of tragedy and destruction which plague the American plains every spring. Maybe I could stop wearing the very rubber off my balding tires trying to fullfill my meteorlogical obsession, maybe stop storm chasing and, gasp, get a life!


Ok, Its a joke. I am kidding. But pray dear stormchasers that your not parked next to me. I will turn your successful storm chase into your worst ever bust in an instant. My field will make your laptop freeze, your camera batteries die, and your GPS get profoundly lost as the nastiest storm you ever saw turn into gentle showers and a happy happy rainbow.

Buwahahahahaha

Could you use your powers for herding storms? You know, go to places where we don't want storms (e.g. populated areas, &c.) and drive them back over to open areas?

You would be my hero...

 

[Paul Redmond]

Sorry, it doesnt work that way. It only kills storms where I am or are planning to go and makes storm chasers cry.

 

[John Farley]

Sorry, it doesnt work that way. It only kills storms where I am or are planning to go and makes storm chasers cry.

Then please, at least, be sure to always post in the FCST threads so I can take that into consideration as I plan my target!

 

[Jeff Hawkins]

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Ok, Its a joke. I am kidding. But pray dear stormchasers that your not parked next to me. I will turn your successful storm chase into your worst ever bust in an instant. My field will make your laptop freeze, your camera batteries die, and your GPS get profoundly lost as the nastiest storm you ever saw turn into gentle showers and a happy happy rainbow.

Buwahahahahaha

That's ok Paul, stormchasing isn't tech-dependent, but that stuff sure does help. Regardless of the damage, we still love you.

 

[Paul Redmond]

GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cstrunk]

I have a similar problem, but my invisible field only extends outwards for about 40-50 miles, allowing time for me to convince myself that there will be something worthwhile and continue on, only to watch it fall apart as I begin my final approach.

 

[Paul Redmond]

Dang, its contageous, like the swine flu. And I thought I had a monopoli on this invisable field thing.

Can your invisable field kill laptops, make camera batteries die, GPS's malfunction, or tires go flat? My field is also good at enhancing the distances between gas stops where your gas needle runs on E.