Derek Weston
EF5
I think this light pollution map really shows just how powerful this derecho was. Take a look the big dark patch over almost all of West Virginia.
Just kidding. That was before the derecho. They're a bunch of goddamned hillbillies out there. has to be bortle 8.0 now. Have you ever made meth under the glow of the Zodiacal light? I know some folks that are tonight!
Power-grid? Doesn't that imply having more than a dozen buildings capable of receiving electricity? And I'm sure green energy solutions will go over really well out there. They see a wind-mill and they won't know whether to pray to it, curse it and burn it down, or hook it up to their meth-lab.
Maybe we can have a star party up there sometime, one of the side attractions will be getting shot in the back with a sawed off shotgun and having your entrails fried up by a dude named Otis.
Just kidding. Love West Virginia. Thoughts and prayers to all affected.

Just kidding. That was before the derecho. They're a bunch of goddamned hillbillies out there. has to be bortle 8.0 now. Have you ever made meth under the glow of the Zodiacal light? I know some folks that are tonight!
Power-grid? Doesn't that imply having more than a dozen buildings capable of receiving electricity? And I'm sure green energy solutions will go over really well out there. They see a wind-mill and they won't know whether to pray to it, curse it and burn it down, or hook it up to their meth-lab.
Maybe we can have a star party up there sometime, one of the side attractions will be getting shot in the back with a sawed off shotgun and having your entrails fried up by a dude named Otis.
Just kidding. Love West Virginia. Thoughts and prayers to all affected.