NealRasmussen
EF2
There once was an Evil Cow. This cow was not just bad, or mean. It was plain evil.
It would never share at the Oats Trough, but push even baby calves out of the way!
When grazing, it would run other cows away from the good grasses.
It tried to kick the rancher whenever it could, for no reason at all.
When coyotes howled, Evil Cow would make sounds of a sick calve to taunt them closer.
On and on it went, without a redeeming quality ever.
Then one day Fate and Karma hooked up to foil the laws of Physics. Here's the result:
http://shaggybuffalo.com/wallpaper/20170531_2254_JustinTX_C.png
It would never share at the Oats Trough, but push even baby calves out of the way!
When grazing, it would run other cows away from the good grasses.
It tried to kick the rancher whenever it could, for no reason at all.
When coyotes howled, Evil Cow would make sounds of a sick calve to taunt them closer.
On and on it went, without a redeeming quality ever.
Then one day Fate and Karma hooked up to foil the laws of Physics. Here's the result:
http://shaggybuffalo.com/wallpaper/20170531_2254_JustinTX_C.png