There ain't nuthin' better than a big ol' 5-point nader served up Texas style BBQ. Of course, the huntin' part makes it all the better. Being the wiley, elusive critters they are, here are some huntin' tips to put more naders on your plate and looking at less blue sky.
1. You have got to setup your nader blind in the right spot where herds of these varmints roam. Pratt, KS for instance. South of the Red River or Oregon are not good spots. This specifically includes any of those infernal PDS (Pretty Darned Scary) red boxes too as naders fear these zones like a raging wildfire.
2. Wear the right camoflauge. This means not wearing any kind of video recording contraption or even having one close to you. They can smell that a mile away and scares them into runin' the other direction. Make darn sure you remove any antennas and amber light bars from your vehicle. Even a SKYWARN decal could spook them.
3. After you got yer blind all setup in the right spot, you must have a decoy to help lure 'em in. This is very important to help increase your odds of success. I personally have always relied on the tried and true mobile home:
I find I have more success with the Redman and Fleetwood models myself. And don't use just one. Always a cluster arranged like a park or somethin'.
4. Watch those regulations!! You don't want Uncle Chuck the game warden to ruin your day. So, any gustnadoes, dust devils, steam devils, and RFD dust foots HAVE to be thrown back. They aren't edible anyway, so give them a chance to grow up into big, fat naders. Besides, being caught with any of these in your bag claiming them as bonafide naders results in heavy fines and extreme ridicule.
That's it from old Cooter. Ya'll be safe out there. Good huntin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
