Free bumper sticker idea?

[Tyler Allison]

I'm considering bringing a stack of free bumper stickers to the Storm Chaser Convention in Denver. It would have to have some kind of promotional aspect given that AllisonHouse would be footing the bill. The idea would be to have a funny weather/chasing related slogan on it.

The best one we've come up with so far is:

Your chase vehicle is ugly and your weather data sucks



Anybody have a better idea?

 

[Jeff Russell]

Friends Don't Let Friends Chase Without Data - AllisonHouse

 

[Dennis Dennison]

STORM TRACKER
POWERED BY
ALLISONHOUSE.COM
I always have the DATA

 

[Jeff Banter]

TO Chase or Not To Chase the Data Only Knows

Its not the Size of your Chase Vehicle its the Quality of your data that gets you to the storm

 

[David Mikulec]

Yeah, this one's lame but I couldn't resist...

Looking for the Suck Zone? You'll never find it without accurate data...

 

[Patrick Martin]

Lead, Follow, or get your own data - AllisonHouse

 

[Patrick Marsh]

TO Chase or Not To Chase the Data Only Knows

I know I'll catch flak for this, but on the off chance someone decides to make this a bumper sticker, data is plural. Thus, the phrase should be

To Chase or Not To Chase, the Data only know.

 

[Robert Dewey]

To Chase or Not To Chase, the Data only know.

To Chase or Not To Chase, the Datum only knows.

 

[Wes Carter]

If you can read this you are blocking my escape route. Get your own data!

 

[David Wolfson]

With credit to Jeff, Patrick, and Robert, playing on the original Shakespeare:
To chase or not to chase, DATA is the question!

 

[Jeremy Den Hartog]

I took the liberty of making a couple of basic bumper stickers...The tornado sign image was found at the link below so I'm unsure of the copyright but something similar could be made fairly easily I would think

Here is the link to the clipart:
http://clipart-for-free.blogspot.com/2008/09/tornado-clipart.html

...sorry I will stop adding bumper stickers

 

[Jeff Hawkins]

How about:
Right now, you wish you had Allison
and added in smaller print below it:
Allison House weather radar data
www.Allisonhouse.com

 

[John J. Holt]

How about:
Dr. W I'm not in your way. I'm using AllisonHouse

 

[James Hilger]

How about:
Dr. W I'm not in your way. I'm using AllisonHouse

Now your getting in the area I was thinking of, but I was afraid to mention it.

 

[Jason Boggs]

Don't be a Wurm, use Allisonhouse Data

Don't leave the house without Allisonhouse.com